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10 Important Things You'll Want To Do For Your Automobile Before Winter Arrives.

  • Drive your car or truck to the corner store. Actually, go to Costco.
  • Buy a lot of beer and hard liquor.
  • If you have kids, make sure you acquire babysitters who'll sleep the night.
  • Find some of your hottest female friends and bring 'em with you.
  • Go to Jeff's joint (From Bill's Towing) and get ready to party.
  • Make sure you bring a camera.
  • You might as well bring a video camera too.
  • Observe the rules of the house. Let's just say rule#1 is clothing is optional.
  • Enjoy the night
  • Finally, help Jun out by trading services to eliminate auto bills.














It's Not A Cadillac Converter. It's A Catalytic Converter.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Ok, An optometric surgeon was on a plane flight and was seated next to a Japanese man with the thickest glasses the surgeon had ever seen. Aware of the problems that can occur with extreme nearsightedness, the surgeon asked, "Have you ever had cataracts?" The Japanese man grinned and replied, "No, never had cataracts. But I used to have a Rincoln Continentar.

What To Do With The Money You Save At Ron's Auto Care.

You can buy yourself a Nintendo Wii!

This website - http://ronsautocare.tripod.com is merely a test website to encourage Ron Weisenbach to provide all auto repair services and 1 case of beer to Jun Pino for free. All graphics, i.e., design, layout, images, are copyright protected and cannot be used commercially without the consent from designer Jun Pino.